a chinese eggplant
disgruntled man: hey man, you got that zhantongz?
dealer: yeah right here, go at it.
- eit*n*s bortius
a f-ck boy with a tic-tac d-ck and likes fat chicks. speaks in latin to compensate for his non-existent d-ck. also has a nose the size of the empire state building. is the plug for opium. yo don’t bring eit-n-s bortius into your room, he gets high as f-ck.
a deluge of either semi coherent thoughts or a complete sh-tpile of meaningless hashtags strung together. this sentence is followed by a hashtaghurricane. #gome #ididit #livingthedream “innovation #f-ckme #andanother #cantgetenough #motivation #just anotherlineortwo #isthisenough #okonemore #lastone #lastoneforreal #sigh
- college math
a very stiff subject that follows a pre-determined pattern: definitions, axioms, theorems, proofs—a fair bit of curriculum time is spent proving obvious results, such as 1 – 1 = 0 and 1 × 0 = 0. even without calculus, college math for non-math majors can be pretty abstract, not to say, boring and uninteresting—there is […]
excessive celebrating that causes an apathy towards spelling and grammar. often caused by alcohol. “happy birthday” “thanks, now come out cekbrating with us”
when you go on postblock on facebook and can’t message or make posts on facebook for 30 days. post + probation = postbation. aka facebook jail. someone reported my post saying “f-g” and now i am on postbation.