bit too strawberry



girl, likes a solid fisting sesh in a cafe, skyping lesbians, and iranian c*ck up to and including ahmedinejad. generally an all-round thunderc*nt.
“i don’t like miranda… shes a bit too strawberry”

ted:”10/10 would bang that chick.”
frank:”nah mate, only a 7, she’s a bit too strawberry.”

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