bit too strawberry
girl, likes a solid fisting sesh in a cafe, skyping lesbians, and iranian c-ck up to and including ahmedinejad. generally an all-round thunderc-nt.
“i don’t like miranda… shes a bit too strawberry”
ted:”10/10 would bang that chick.”
frank:”nah mate, only a 7, she’s a bit too strawberry.”
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