butt plug
an -n-l toy, used by males or females. primarily used to stretch and relax the -n-s over time for a good f-cking.
after jessica had the b-ttplug in for a few hours, she was ready to get b-tt f-cked.
n1: an -n-l device with a distinctive, rounded, conical shape that abruptly tapers off before reaching a flat, disc shaped bottom. the -n-s is gradually stretched until p-ssing over the largest part of the device, after which the device abruptly tapers off to the disc shaped bottom, hence the “b-tt” is “plugged”.
n2: an insult used to chastise someone who’s behavior is annoying you and/or others. the insult infers that the person inflicting the annoyance on you and/or others is becoming as irritating as an unpleasant and unwanted experience of -n-l penetration.
example for n1: “babe, before we try this, we might want to use a b-tt plug.”
example for n2: “hey! cut that out. you’re such a b-tt plug!”
all i want for christmas.
it’s a crying shame no shampoo bottles are b-tt plug shaped.
a rubber instrument inserted into ones ructum
i can’t sit down because i have a b-ttplug up my -rs-
any relatively large object — usually made of rubber — that can be firmly thrusted into one’s b-tt, which in turn engenders a strong feeling of euphoria.
“holy sh-t! that b-ttplug you just inserted into my -n-s felt so good it should’ve been illegal!”
a slang word meaning a lawyer
“i’ve got an appointment for a $400 b-ttplug!”
1. a s-xual device that is inserted into the r-ct-m and held there by its conical shape. supposedly to apply pressure to the prostate gland, resulting in more powerful -rg-sms.
2. a stupid individual, a dolt, a dumb-ss motherf-cker
you no good son of a b-tch, you’re nothing but a f-cking b-tt plug!
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