cock mangler


a person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of c-ck.
“that little b-tch, if she just didn’t have braces i’d still have my foreskin, that c-ck mangler.”
one who is bad at giving bl-wj-bs, or hand jobs.

one who mangles the c-ck, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.
man, that girl last night was such a c-ckmangler, now it’s all sore.
a person who completely destroys a p-n-s. this person is an evil s-xmachine and usually a femdom.
the femdom master was also a c-ckmangler, destroying her s-x partners p-n-s.
a girl who is horrible at giving head and when you feel more teeth than tounge
d-mn that b-tch sucks at giving head my d-cks bleeing god d-mn c-ck mangler
1. one who has an abundance of calices on their hands and leaves behind more friction burns than man spakle residue.
2. a “first-timer” on a bl-wj-b: three words: too much teeth, hence the mangling of the c-ck.
the main character in “the old man and the sea” is a c-ck mangler, much like ryan barnes.
one with insatiable appet-te for w-ng-dangs.
how many c-cks did you last night, c-ckmangler?

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