when you know you have to take a dump, but you really have to fart, and you fart not quite enough to poo your pants. it’s a close call to actually sh*tting.
i really had to fart and it ended up being a dusty brush. now i need a bathroom.
inexpensive pizza bought at small brick and mortar locations in highly populated urban areas, the hallmark of which is the “dollar slice” i’m gonna get some streetza before getting a car home.
the front door to donatello, leonardo, michelangelo, raphael and splinter. the black part of a mans soul. and, i suppose if you g*y you could go for a man hole. “pizza delivery..?” “i had my heart sucked down this manhole.” “my manhole needs service” a male *ss..particularly used to engage s*x with if your g*y […]
- eggnog handshake
when you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then c*m on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after i jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave […]
- road b**b
breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam… far away from nearest exit… and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent’s ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows when a jack-knifed […]