Irish bard
modern day leprechaun. wizard of wonderful turn of phrase and inventor of words, a media manipulator, an ironical yet optimistic postmodernist. storyteller, prime minister and/or comedian.
‘beaumargi! an indonesian greeting!’ says the irish bard. but it could just be a contraction of ‘beautiful margaret’.
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