a perfect person who is loyal, funny,beautiful,and unique in a good way.she’s probably the girl everyone wishes they had but she devotes her love to someone who isn’t that popular or attractive.
d-mn i wish kendah was mine but she goes out with that ugly kid.
- joe chu
a meme, also supersmart i’m still not a joe chu, despite my efforts to be noticed
- flake up artist
someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. so flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. a professional flaky person. hence, flake-up artist. e.g. ben: “liv! we haven’t met up in ages!! fancy meeting up this weekend? i’ll be in your […]
- uck queen
uck queen is a girl that is giving head and charging people whilst posting videos of it on snapchat “when you linked uck queen last night and wake up in the morning and see 3 mountains growing on your w-lly”
- beer headphones
(noun) the phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good. man, tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to “br-ss in pocket” by the cover band. that boy was wearing some serious beer headphones.
the goat keasten is the goat (greatest of all time)