Leapng Brown-Eye
where you go to screw a girl but accidentally ram it in her -ss and she jumps so high her head hits the ceiling fan and knocks it out of the ceiling and it drops on top of her and she gets up and runs out of the house bare -ss naked holind her -ss
i didnt know she was a leaping brown-eye or else i wouldnt have screwed her in the -ss man that ruined my night and i have to pay for a new fan in my room
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