Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
a friend of the pigeon, lord custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900″s
his redactive pigeon cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
that nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (the group of the golden comp-ss) and sent into the academic wilderness in manitoba (canada).
alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
during 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his magnus opus, al la ubermench – ‘i am a pigeon, get me out of here’
b 1945
d 1998
i am a gigantic pigeon and i must be given sanctuary , for i am none other than lord custard pigeon-pants
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