Open Container
buy the most expensive bottle of hard liquor or beer you can afford then find a someone else who has also been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smash the bottle either on them or on their property while they are present. all the while yelling: “open container b-tch.”
brandon: “why did you hit me with that bottle man? what the h-ll is wrong with you?”
damon: “open container b-tch!”
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