patriarchal blessing
a blessing given to a teenager under the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints (or commonly known as mormon) religion. this blessing is usually accompanied by a written doc-ment containing insight into the receiver’s future, which is used for guidance.
i’m getting my patriarchal blessing. yay.
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