pavel


a young man who is a burden to his parents, a modern metros-xual douchebag and a traitor of his family name. he asks his friends over late at night while the rest of his family is asleep. pavel thinks he is better than you. in everything, including rapping.
– isn’t there any good in pavel?
– sometimes. but then he goes back to being a complete pavel.
noun. word to describe a male with high s-xual overtones, high intelligence, and low tolerance for idiots.
oh dear, he’s pulled a pavel.
1)a s-xy male with a hot girlfriend.

2) the word used to describe what you are if you are a hater.

3)person(s) with larger then normal p-n-s.
josh: bro i wish i was a pavel.
dan: why?
josh: because they always get the good looking girls.

dan: like who?
josh: like dominique
dan: oh d-mn, she is pretty hot. i wish i was a pavel
pavel.. a guy with a deep s-xy voice, does not walk like a platypus..
-screeches like an asian girl-

zoe: :0

pavel:zomg i have a s-xy voice, shut up!!
a sweet, romantic guy who any girl would be lucky to find. a ton of fun, a great listener, and a dutiful christian. he enjoys helping people and spending time outdoors. is up for anything. meet a pavel and you will be smitten. a perfect guy.
who’s on that mountain bike?” “o that’s a pavel
a seemingly normal guy, but underneath it all he is a romantic. he’ll give you flowers and get along perfectly with your parents. he’s highly intelligent and will always be able to make you laugh. he is sometimes a bit pushy to get his way, but if you make your opinion known he’ll come around. he’s also very athletic and good looking. overall, a really good guy.
girl 1:her new boyfriend is pavel.

girl 2:really? i heard he’s a really good guy!
the dictator of ugoslavia that came close to dominating the entire planet during the war of 1977, where ugoslavia took over every country ever, then the u.n. called them “gayoslavia” and they all got really upset and disbanded and now it’s not even a country anymore.
pavel was the dictator of ugoslavia that came close to dominating the entire planet during the war of 1977, where ugoslavia took over every country ever, then the u.n. called them “gayoslavia” and they all got really upset and disbanded and now it’s not even a country anymore.
another word for graveling stones
i’m off to pavel the garden in stones

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