Red Scare

when a girl claims she’s on her period to get out of having s-x with you.
jennifer’s been giving me the red scare! she’s been on her period for over a month!
n. when your girlfriend doesn’t tell you that she has her period (or doesn’t know)and you try to slide into third base hands first, resulting in red all over your hands and a horrified look on your face.
jacob thought his date was going great, so he slid his hand south only to get hit with the red scare.
where a girl, during mother natures monthly gift, may or may not have leaked somewhere and isnt sure about it and cannot go back to find out.
girl 1: oh my god.

girl 2: what?

girl 1: i am having a red scare moment right now.. i was just riding in a friends car..
a pejorative progressives use to dismiss the shame of their inaction in the face of communist aggression, imperialism and terrorism.

the correct term is red menace. it was the justified and legitimate organic anxiety of a nation facing a rising totalitarian threat from communism. communists were invading and annexing countries on the european continent, colonizing and overthrowing the governments in other parts of the globe, and building weapons in a bid to eliminate all global alternatives to the red communist system.

the first era of the red menace was in the 19-teens and twenties. this was a time when progressives loyal to the russian revolution were setting off bombs in u.s. cities and attempting to -ssasinate u.s. presidents.

the second era was spurred by the revelation that the u.s. state department had become ridden with soviet spies. this , in conjunction with overt soviet power maneuvers in the hemisphere caused americans to support greater vigilance from their leaders.
progressive: duh you’re just a red-baiting mccarthyite n-z-! don’t you know that the red scare went out of style in the 50’s?”

normal person: i guess “brown-baiting” is still “hip” or something.
when a male reaches the point of -j-c-l-t–n only to discover that his female partner has in fact started her period leaving a medium to large amount of blood on his erect p-n-s. this known to almost always kill erections and make for an awkward experience in intercourse
guy-im about to come (guy pulls out). girl-oops sorry. guy-(faints from shock) girl-i didn’t mean to give him a red scare
going on a date with a ginger (red head).
dude, how did mike’s red scare go last night?
-n-l s-x between two males

origin of definition:
b-tt-d-ck
sputnick
soviet union
communism
red scare
if you had to pick one, would you rather dock or red scare?