s-xist is when one gender makes fun of or insults the a member of the opposite gender in either a hurtful or unhurt full way.
s-xist jokes or joke: a young couple are making a p-ssword for their new family email account on there computer when the husband types in myp-n-s then on the computer it comes up not long enough, the with then starts laughing and says it’s true
contrary to popular belief, these are not br–sts that are ‘out of this world’, rather they are br–sts with a giant f-cking sp-ce between them. see: jessica “d-mn son, why’d you get banned?” “cuz i said i was 16, f-cking sp-ceb–bs.”
terrifyingly depressing poem’s you write while listening to sam smith on spotify “sorry i can’t go to school. i have to write some sadoems. i am working on one called loss.”
- peach b*tched
when you purchase peach rings at a local gas station and come to find out that there is actually no peach flavoring in any of the ingredients. haley: -checks peach ring ingredients “what the h-ll, there’s not even peach flavoring anywhere in these!” hannah: “daaaamn you’ve been peach b-tched!”
- hit the silks
used by the u.s. air force. it means to bail out of a plane and use the parachute. you have a hole in your left wing! hit the silks!
- sue of side
this is worse than suicide. it’s like a feeling you can never get out because there is that one side of u where u just want to kill urself but then u will be put on trial bc the other side of you will sue u for trying to commit such powerful act as sue […]