s*xist is when one gender makes fun of or insults the a member of the opposite gender in either a hurtful or unhurt full way.
s*xist jokes or joke: a young couple are making a p*ssword for their new family email account on there computer when the husband types in myp*n*s then on the computer it comes up not long enough, the with then starts laughing and says it’s true
contrary to popular belief, these are not br**sts that are ‘out of this world’, rather they are br**sts with a giant f*cking sp*ce between them. see: jessica “d*mn son, why’d you get banned?” “cuz i said i was 16, f*cking sp*ceb**bs.”
terrifyingly depressing poem’s you write while listening to sam smith on spotify “sorry i can’t go to school. i have to write some sadoems. i am working on one called loss.”
- peach b*tched
when you purchase peach rings at a local gas station and come to find out that there is actually no peach flavoring in any of the ingredients. haley: *checks peach ring ingredients “what the h*ll, there’s not even peach flavoring anywhere in these!” hannah: “daaaamn you’ve been peach b*tched!”
- hit the silks
used by the u.s. air force. it means to bail out of a plane and use the parachute. you have a hole in your left wing! hit the silks!