Smell-dick


referring to a male whose genitals have a particularly pungent aroma emminating from them.nostril burns are common.
your a smelld-ck,your d-ck smells.
1. (noun) badly grammaticised insult for a bit of a kn-b end, often ascribed to those of the ginger persuasion.
“look at that smell-d-ck – the scaldy face ginge.”
“that’s what yer ma said.”
“…what?”
“day-walker…”

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