Spalled


(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.
guy –

“it took a lot of spalling but i finally figured out how to rob the place.”

guy –

“so i glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella ‘coz that’s just the way i spalled it.”

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