where a large group of people go to the supermarket of choice, and take every single last can of spam from the shelves.
the first half of the spam is to be hidden around the store randomly, to be found later.
the second half of the spam is to be distributed about the group, then taken to a specific register where the inguiry “how much is this?!” will be made, and, upon recieving the answer, placing the can down next to the register, exclaiming “too much!” in an annoyed tone, and storming off. repeat with remaining second half of spam, each person at a time.
dude, we need a sh-tload of people to pull off this spam hunt. don’t be a p-ssy.
(speyn-gwish) -noun. 1. the feeling of disappointment, particularly following initial contentment or satisfaction, upon learning that a movie one loves is being shown on television, but has been dubbed in spanish. -verb 1. the act of inflicting spanguish or suffering from spanguish. origin: florida, 2010. from spanish, (españa) + german (angst) or english (anguish). alt. […]
- spark knock
occurs after a night of drinking. when you’re not quite hungover -no vomiting, headache, or promises never to drink again- but you don’t feel like yourself. often characterized by silly mistakes, dropping things, slight physical discomfort and lethargy. -n-logous to a car making funny noises. it starts and drives, but it’s just not running right. […]
- speed t*rd
a small speed b-mp that you don’t have to slow down for. driver: speeding, going 55 in a 25. p-ssenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed b-mp! driver: hits it going full speed then says”oh thats just a speed t-rd”
term used by h-m-s-xual farmers before they attack straight farmers and either kill or keep them as s-x slaves; note that the phrase “no h-m-” is not needed because the cowboys in brokeback mountain set the standard, demolishing its need which brought on the regime of the gay armies and their battle cry “rape and […]
- sperm blanket
blanket on top of hotel/motel beds, this is the sheets with the j-zz, don’t touch it, or you will be spermified, jim-dude, whats that? harlem- man, thats the sperm blanket, jim-better take the couch