the midwest
the middle of america, also known as the “bread basket” of america. it is the land of walmart, bbqs, and mini vans.
iowa is in the midwest, it has many walmarts and mini vans.
the middle of america, also know as “the bread basket” of america. it is the land of wallmarts, mini vans, and mcdonalds.
sharon lives in iowa, she is from the midwest.
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