Two Beer Queer


an adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.
dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer
one who has h-m-s-xual tendencies only after drinking.
amanda is a two beer queer. she only hooks up with girls when drunk.
one who has two beers at a party and becomes intoxicated, and then usually does stupid sh-t.
blaine: dude, will just pulled his tiny d-ck out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.

danny: what do you expect from a two beer queer?
one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater
rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.
devlin has two beers and is rolling on the floor laughing in his own sh-t
devlin is such a two beer queer

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