when a woman, especially your significant other, is dissing, laying the truth or down right being a savage and you agree with their statements.
preaching to the choir. making a proclamation that is resounding
dat hoe is straight trippin’. sally ain’t got sh*t on me. gurl..you tell it!
- spanky my hanky
spanking a hot chicks backside. back up and spanky my hanky.
- portuguese pitbull
when you givin here that bomb d*ck from behind and she goes ape sh*t. she goes so bat sh*t crazy that u need to slap a leash on that b**tch. be sure n*body gets near her and to get ur rabies shot. d*mn girl, don’t go portuguese pitbull on me.
- sweat spider
when your in bed and a bead of your partners sweat trickles down you, you have a mini freak out because you think it’s a spider in your bed crawling on you. i almost flipped the mattress looking for a spider last night, but realized it was only a sweat spider.
- jew g*ssing
when your partner releases an excessive amount of flatulence while you are both under the covers. enough gas to kill off jews in m*ss quant*ties. dan: “dude, sally totally pulled a jew g*ssing on me last night.” john:”woah man, mary did that to me last week after we ate chipotle!”