a s-xual position. it is like the 69 oral s-x position. but you guessed it… standing. it requires strength, determination and being able to be upside down for a while. in a single s-x 69 standing the lighter partner is upside down while both partners perform oral s-x on the other. in hetro relationships, the girl is upside down. the one standing is usually the one hold the other up. usually performed by gymnasts and circus folk. warning: do not try while cartwheeling.
omg i just 69ed standing with olivia, she’s so fat.
thank god my boy is ripped so he can hold me while we 69 standing
did you hear about chloe and andy! they tried to do the 69 cartwheel! now andy is a girl and chloe has st-tches in her p-ssy
- 69 test
the 69 test is applied to books. the reader finds the 69th page and locates the ninth word of the sixth line. that word is what that they will scream the next time that they have s-x. the alternate version is using the sixth word of the ninth line. dude, what’s the 69 test for […]
- 69th base
the nirvana of s-x. one gains entry into this spritual place after giving sixty-nine different girls a 69er. “dude, what’s 69th base?!” – dominik “that’s where i got last night b–tch!” – ramesh to make love to a small dog while under the influence of pcp i got to 69th base with a chihuahua
a jewish publication for the jewish community. the jewspaper’s recent highlight programs include “kosher meet market” sponsored by the greek-jewish council, an alternative fall break trip, and my big jewish wedding.
- The Forbidden Picnic
conan o’brien’s favorite s-xual position, presumably involving a picnic table and a basket of delectable delights. we were out on a sunny park date, when jennifer asked me to perform the forbidden picnic. i had no idea what to do, but i rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it’s random contents. a […]
something done in the style of the world’s greatest latin teacher. also describes cicero. mr. bonagura thinks that cicero is bonagorgeous.