a confusing and uncharasmatic female requiring a high level of emotional investment, for very little return. generally considered a waste of time.
he spent all night down the beach with her talking hoping to get his sword kissed. but she turned out to be a paparnapy.
- ape s*x
the act of penetration in ape-manity; apes having s-xual interactions. ” that’s some hot -ss ape s-x!”
(n.) the seam-like band of tissue that runs vertically down some men’s scr-t-ms. usually only noticed by observers who have clearly seen too much p-rn. when bill sat on the copier after getting drunk at the office christmas party, everyone could tell that he had a ruler-straight steet. a mix between sweet and tight often […]
- holy cactus f*ck
that wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having s-xual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repet-tively and violently shoving your p-n-s into a cactus to the point where […]
clíodhna in irish myths is a goddess of love and beauty, she leaves the island of tir tairngire aka the land of promise to be with her mortal lover, ciabhán, but drowns as she sleeps in glandore harbour in county cork: the tide there is known as tonn chlíodhna aka clíodhna’s wave.. cliodhna is lethal […]
the study of how eddy a person, place, or thing is. susan became an edgyoligist after high school