Alaskan parachute


the act of jumping out of a plane then cutting off ones scr-t-m, then using it as a parachute to land safely on the ground.
man 1 – hey man wanna hang out this weekend?
man 2 – yeah lets do this alaskan parachute thing.
man 1 – sure!

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