Alphabetical Keyboard

something that is completely useless. the original keyboard of the “alphabet” before it was replaced with “qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm”
guy1: i love my alphabetical keyboard!

guy2: you weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days…

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