an incredibly intelligent and loyal female, irresistibly enticing to many males, having glamourous eyes and a great smile. an origin of jealousy for many females.
also, a type of hibiscus. (see georgia o’keefe’s artwork)
“my girlfriend keeps nagging me to stop gawking at althea, but i just can’t keep my eyes off her face!”
“wow! my althea smells great today!”
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to talk in a geeky voice in public and not give a cr-p who’s listening
“that girl at the mall was totally pulling an althea.”
“yeah…what a nerd!”
a partically large heaping plate of sl-t sandwich ( and by the way, shes the ham in this sanwich.)
g-d shes such an althea! althea wont leave my boyfriend alone!
- Almost Skateboards
a skateboarding company featuring: ryan sheckler (the youngest pro) daewon song rodney mullen and more almost is a pretty cool skateboard company.
the act of taking a m-ssive sh-t in an airplane lavatory a m-ssive t-rd at high alt-tude, hence the name “i had a m-ssive alt-t-rd while on my way to san francisco. i think some of the people in the back row could smell it” “gimme a minute. i gotta drop an alt-t-rd”
- amish handwarmer
the amish handwarmer is an act of foreplay where one person finger’s the other after being outside in the cold for some time. if you live in an area that is warm, subst-tute cold weather by leaving your hand in ice water for a couple seconds, and you’ll get the same affect. unlike most s-x […]
a r-t-rded wh-r- who loves to go out with hobos. he is the current holder of the t-tle ”the greatest -sshole in the world”, he is a h-m-s-xual douche. amante is a name for g-yl-rds, douches, noobs, a guy that doesn’t have a life and a pathetic gay. guy 1: wow! amante is the current […]
- amy baker
r-t-rded. possibly the most ‘special’ person you will ever meet. girl 1: haha she’s so stupid. girl 2: duh she’s amy baker.