arkansas luggage
foreskin. refers to the time when arkansans were too poor to pay a doctor to circ-mcise their boys, while americans in other states were routinely circ-mcised. at that time, being uncirc-mcised was looked down upon, so the term is faintly derisive. also hints that the bearer of such foreskin is so poor he could pack all of his possessions in his foreskin, and has no use for luggage.
check out that dude’s arkansas luggage! it’s hanging off the end like lace curtains!
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foreskin. an uncirc-msised p-n-s.
dan isn’t from arkansas he is actually from denmark but in denmark they are uncut that’s why becky said he had arkansas luggage.
i wonder if bill clinton has arkansas luggage…
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