Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

a device for preventing the smell from some people’s -sses from affecting the productivity of others. manufactured and fuelled by the -n-l emmisions commission.

this is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. in particular, hobbit’s feet.
“that stinks you sh-t, get a f-cking -ss filter!”
“you’ve got bowel rot! at least get an -ss filter you stinky novice”

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