while taking a lage dump, and it is too big to push out completely, you can cut it in half with your -ss blades (aka -n-s).
my poo was so large and hurt so bad coming out i had to cut it in half with my -ss blades.
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a device commonly used in prison for the prevention of -n-l rape typically constructed of broken lunch trays fastend to the end of a writing or eating utensils that is then inserted into the -n-l cavity with the sharp end pointed directly out of the c-n-l.
“yo, you got dat -ss-blade?” “i’ll trade you ten cigs for dat -ss-blade.” “jimmy, big dom come see you last? yeah, he on it every night by now. sh-t, you need to get dat -ss-blade.”
- ass carpet
a thick growth of hair on a man’s (or, i suppose, a woman’s) -ss. extremely unattractive. ‘whenever he gets drunk he thinks it’s funny to pull his pants down and show us his b-tt, but the joke’s on him. now everybody totally knows he has a crazy -ss carpet.’ 1 more definition add your own […]
- ass crack baby
someone whos mother gave birth to them out their -ss kim is an -ss crack baby
when you fart into a c-sserole and place the c-sserole in a conspicuous place so that the next person to open it and smell the wonderful cooking will smell ones -ss instead. one may choose to place the -ss-c-sserole in the fridge, oven or countertop. a truly marvelous practical joke that will provide hours of […]
when you try to take a cr-p, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you. billy had an -ssfail right before his history test. poor kid. 2 more definitions add your own when your -ss just stops working. bob had an -ssfail right before a very important meeting. […]
1.) someone who attaches unnatural objects to his or her -ss. steve: “did you hear about charlie and his hamster?” jane: “sure did – that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?” steve: “i guess… that’s what you get for bein’ an -ssgrafter.”