a bellian is basically a sl-t in makeup. the bellians are a group of girls who think they are much more special than they really are. they think everyone envies them, but they don’t. they put out to guys they think are “cool” and “popular” but will never actually have a real relationship.
don’t waste your time with those bellians, they are just b-tches in makeup.
i hope the bellians go stand in the street with their eyes closed.
- Beluga Heights
when a male is engaged in s-xual intercourse and instead of -j-c-l-t-ng on her face, he punches her in the face and shouts, “beluga heights!!!”. his friend then jumps out of the closet with a video camera and shouts, “j-j-j-j-j-rrr!!!”. a random stranger may or may not enter the room screaming, “jason derulo!!!” guy: “i’m […]
- Bender Bending Rodrieguez
bender is our robot lord. bender is made of: an iron-osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity 20%zinc 40%t-tanium 40% dolomite bender says: “have you ever tried simply turning off the tv, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? bender says: “i came here with a simple dream. a dream, of killing all humans. […]
- Ben Notelovitz
weaksauce lamesauce ben notelovitz = weaksauce jack drew = hottsauce
the greatest rawk band on the planet! www.camarojuana.com dude, camarojuana kills it!
- captain crabsticks
a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them jordan stop eating those cr-psticks or you’ll turn into captain crabsticks