to display a lack of effort or enthusiasm. decidedly not trying.
that guy was seriously cagging on defense. they should have taken him out.
- cold hard
cash; physical, actual money you can hold in your hand stop at the atm, i’m gonna need some cold hard if we’re going to the strip club right now.
- collapsed soufflé
1. (n.) the sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé. note: this is a more severe condition than a m-ffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit “m-ffiny”, but only […]
- colon contraction
when you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. the intervals in time get closer and closer until you can’t stand it anymore and you must drop a load. i thought i was going to sh-t my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. regardless, […]
- lalala lovveee
a showcase extension of hairstyles from the 1800’s colonial era. popularized by british royalty and the founding fathers of america the coloni-tail has heavily evolved from it’s white wig aristocratic origins. picking up urban appeal on it’s way the “tail fashion” the coloni-tail is historic, insighfult, yet ridiculous. the current rise in the coloni-tail has […]