an unusually enormous, ugly p-n-s looking insect that is found in humans eyes.
if found in a females eye, her br–sts will shrink three bra sizes and she will grow a huge bush on her v-g-n-.
if found in a males eye, his p-n-s will start to swell up and eventually become a chode and turn an moldy black color.
stay away from p-n-s looking bugs, and you should be okay.
john: “yeah, my aunt died from a chunky pickle bug infection”
suzie: “that’s terrible!”
- king minus touch
the direct opposite of the “king midas touch”, where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. with the “minus” touch, everything touched turns into feces. it’s interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. same as inverse midas. our new project manager really has the king minus touch. so far nothing has […]
verb; to destroy, pulverize or humiliate. to defile. can also serve as a subst-tute to any other verb. adjective; similar to abusive or punishment. possibly in a s-xual manner. noun; one who destroys, mames, or generally reduces others self esteem. no physical or verbal contact is required for this effect. 1. “tonight, i am totally […]
- choco beaver
when a man defactes in a womans open -n-l cavity and smears the hot -n-l paste in a claping sensation creating a beaver dam the bedroom was lame until i gave the choco beaver then our s-x life was never the same again
- room keys
to be out of somewhere; exclaimed upon departing for vacation, or in hopes of ending the night with a girl in a hotel room. i’m leaving for cabo tomorrow, we out room keys! i’m going to meet her in the casino….room keys baby!
- chris jackson
a grungy,nasty,lazy,emo,bunk individual. something that is bunk. also known as messed up. that t-shirt is so chris jackson.(adj.) its pretty chris jackson in here,lets leave. the act of reaching between your legs from behind and m-st-rb-t-. look chris is doing the chris jackson!