when some is not color blind, but they dress like it. browns with blacks, pinks with oranges… you get the idea. a fashion faux pas that can be knocked up to a blonde moment. these people should not leave the house until they have looked in the mirror one last time. guys are the worst offenders as they have no fashion sense at all. guys, check with your woman or gay friend so that you aren’t accused of being color blonde.
jeff is so color blonde. who ever heard of wearing plaid with stripes!?
- comic strip-mining
exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke. “get it?! get it?!” “oh yeah…you can stop comic strip-mining that joke”
- holiday hands
when your hands lose the ability to write, due to a long vacation, which is usually summer break or winter break. charle: aw man, we got an essay when we come back from the break, and we can’t type it out brian: yeah, and it’s gonna be harder since i have holiday hands
(verb) when one of your b-st-rd nosy mysp-ce friends reads your comments and reads your other friend’s responses to gain knowledge in the name of gossip. friend: i know that you’re dating that girl suzy. you: who told you? friend: i saw your mysp-ce. you: have you been commentspying? i’m gonna block you now
the belief that the const-tution is a perfect and totally infallible doc-ment. also the belief that the const-tution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn’t “hurt” anyone else, at least as long it doesn’t seem to hurt anyone else in libs’ eyes. also, they take their interpretation of the […]
- holy dali lama
a word you sust-tute for “holy sh-t!!!” when your talking in a mock indian accent. holy dali lama!!! that man just robbed my liquor store!!!