Commuter Whore
this person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. then click. you either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: com ho
(mobile rings). it’s 5:15, i’m at my most busiest point in the day…it has to be commuter wh-r- stuck on i-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.
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