Cómo te llamas
the catch-all spanish phrase when you don’t have a clue what is going on. it can be used to mean almost anything. possible uses include:
1. an urgent way of settling someone down.
2. a description of yourself or anything else.
3. a reply to some random spanish question.
4. anything else.
(blind guy stabs your friend)
you: cómo te llamas! cómo te llamas…
random dude #1: hey! how are you?
random dude #2: ehh, cómo te llamas…
spanish guy: hola, amigo. ¿es buena la comida?
helpless american: …cómo te llamas???
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