Compton Claw
noun. the naughtiest of the naughty s-x acts in which a lady in a pr-ne, doggy-style position receives, from her partner, the thumb in the b-m and the middle finger (called the stinger finger) in the pink. upon insertion and while inside your lady’s cavity of love, you pinch your thumb and stinger finger together firmly as if to imitate a claw. do not inquire if your lady enjoys this…she always will!!!
i gave this scanky hoodrat the compton claw and she screamed like a pig.
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