Mr Citizen
a taunt used to try and goad a sensible dude into an act of cr-ss stupidity by suggesting his att-tude is dull and straightlaced. usually repeated ad nauseam in a high pitched shriek to try and wear the victim down.
idiotic dude: i’ve p-ssed in this gl-ss, drunk it, then hurled back into the same gl-ss. down that!
normal person: f-ck off
idiotic dude: citizen! mr citizen! won’t drink my p-ss-chunder? what are you? get it down you! mr citizen! come on citizen! citizen! mr citizen! citizen! mr citizen! citizen! mr citizen!
idiot: i know what woulod round the evening off perfectly. let’s break into the zoo and f-ck us a couple of baboons!
idiot’s friend: don’t be ridiculous, you’ll get aids
idiot: citizen! mr citizen! won’t f-ck a monkey coz he’s scared of getting caught! mr citizen! thinks he’s going to get aids citizen! mr citizen!citizen! mr citizen!citizen! mr citizen!citizen! mr citizen!
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