Mrs.Babcock
the most awesome teacher who fought cougars, bears, lions, tigers, ligers, aliens, heretics, kindergardeners, cocaine addicts, rugby players, nerds, olympians, the rolling stones, oprah, the spetznaz, abe lincoln, librarians, the late pope, goliath, taylor lautner, star wars, mariah carey, fro, gargoyles, oranatangs, and nikita khrushchev and won with only a toothpick and a lanyard.
don’t even try to be a mrs.babc-ck. you will fail!
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carved into big hunt’s dog-tags. literally it is phonetic geordie for “would you like to go and smoke some illegal substances with a pipe?” “gaan fora” is how a geordie would phonetically spell “going for a” for the meaning of reen see reen “gaan fora reen doug?” “we’ve got stanger next let wi gaan fora […]
- gaffer-fuck
to pirate media, such as movies, music, and games using the internet. the little people like gaffers (lighting electricians on movie sets) get f-cked the worst by piracy. man, i just gaffer-f-cked that new gnarls barkley alb-m, it’s great.
- concealed bitchery
a practice performed by many girls nowadays. it is characterized by when a girl pretends to be nice on the surface and smiles often, but is a pretentious b-tch underneath that superficial disguise. james: hey laura, what’s up? laura: nothing much, what’s up with you? how was that concert last night? james: it was great! […]
- GAHOOYA
pr-nounced: ga-hoo-ya acronym for get your head out of your -ss. doing something so stupid no other word suffices. bob locked his keys in his car, he is such a gahooya. the guys on jack-ss are gahooya’s i forgot my homework again! i’m such a gahooya!
- Marty Massage
a circuit training program which combines exercise with m-ssage. this was created by major martha halftrack, us army (ret.). usually done in the mornings before her husband, amos, gets up. it is very comforting. so, if you want comfort without a barrage, go to camp swampy and get a marty m-ssage. marty: hey bryant, you […]