unprotected s-x; getting it raw
just as steak tartare is enjoyed raw, so is d-ck tartare. (see also p-ssy tartare.)
chick 1: did your man take you out for dinner last night?
chick 2: nah, but i still got the d-ck tartare.
- salty nugget
a s-xual act in which a man has his partner shave his scr-t-m while blindfolded. his scr-t-m and p-n-s is then smeared in b-tter, then heavily salted; after which, the couple has intercourse. the salty nugget also refers to an obscene insult used by frycooks. partner 1: “babe can you give me your salty nuggets […]
- the emo death fall ritual
the act of standing over a d-ck, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the d-ck and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. after they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it […]
a chinese eggplant disgruntled man: hey man, you got that zhantongz? dealer: yeah right here, go at it.
- eit*n*s bortius
a f-ck boy with a tic-tac d-ck and likes fat chicks. speaks in latin to compensate for his non-existent d-ck. also has a nose the size of the empire state building. is the plug for opium. yo don’t bring eit-n-s bortius into your room, he gets high as f-ck.
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