the act of standing over a d-ck, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the d-ck and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. after they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their -ss.
this ritual was apparently invented when columbus discovered america, and found several drawings for instructions.
the ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
her: “i don’t wanna live anymore i miss my daddy but i’m also h-rny :^(”
him: “let’s perform the emo death fall ritual”
her: “k but i really miss my daddy”
him: “i honestly don’t care and neither does anybody else”
her: “i want to do it now”
a chinese eggplant disgruntled man: hey man, you got that zhantongz? dealer: yeah right here, go at it.
- eit*n*s bortius
a f-ck boy with a tic-tac d-ck and likes fat chicks. speaks in latin to compensate for his non-existent d-ck. also has a nose the size of the empire state building. is the plug for opium. yo don’t bring eit-n-s bortius into your room, he gets high as f-ck.
a deluge of either semi coherent thoughts or a complete sh-tpile of meaningless hashtags strung together. this sentence is followed by a hashtaghurricane. #gome #ididit #livingthedream “innovation #f-ckme #andanother #cantgetenough #motivation #just anotherlineortwo #isthisenough #okonemore #lastone #lastoneforreal #sigh
- college math
a very stiff subject that follows a pre-determined pattern: definitions, axioms, theorems, proofs—a fair bit of curriculum time is spent proving obvious results, such as 1 – 1 = 0 and 1 × 0 = 0. even without calculus, college math for non-math majors can be pretty abstract, not to say, boring and uninteresting—there is […]
excessive celebrating that causes an apathy towards spelling and grammar. often caused by alcohol. “happy birthday” “thanks, now come out cekbrating with us”