eating muff

performing c-nn-l-ng-s (orally pleasuring a female’s genitalia). often used derogatory, for example as an insult against women, i.e. calling them “m-ff eaters” implying lesbianism,
“i walked in on my friend eating m-ff once. he was really chowing it down”

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