Exitheory
the theory that every exit you make is an entrance somewhere else.
gr-sshopper: dad, do you mean that if i hop through this door; not only am i exiting this room, i am entering this other room at the same time.
dad gr-sshopper: yes gr-sshopper, you are getting wise young one. actually there is no such thing as a singular exit or entrance. they are one and the same thing.
gr-sshopper: oh
dad gr-sshopper: don’t think about exitheory too much, your prothorax will explode.
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