someone who thinks pan!c at the disco, fallout boy, my chemical romance are good punk rock. they couldn’t be anymore wrong.
nice mcr shirt, f-gbeetle. get a day job.
hi, i like my chemical romance! wanna eat some sh-t?
a small, mild mannered lizard that becomes angry and aggressive when in the presence of failure. typically attracted to live music in the southeast region of the u.s., failzard can appear anywhere, anytime, and for any number of reasons. if you suck, you can be sure he’s watching, and rest -ssured he’ll let you know […]
- break neck
to impress thoroughly, wether it be through shoes, clothes, looks or money. “d-mn son. you broke that fools neck with your nike dunks, he d-mn near sh-t himself” has 2 meaning that are total opposites: 1) someone/thing that is so ugly that you have to turn your head so quickly away from it, that you […]
being left in a remote area without a ride home. though he was promised a ride home, al found himself forted downtown. fort + moted. when someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. person b was not just moted, they were forted. d-mn…nicole just built a fort […]
another word for cocaine. she’s mad high on shneezy.
- Creampie Waterfall
the laying of between 13-17 willing recipients on top of each and j-zzing into the topmost willing f-nny. on extraction of the lucky p-n-s the man-batter should, if the fannies are correcltly allingned, dribble southward from lip-2-lip and form a juicy j-zz/puss c-cktail pool. the girl at the top of the waterfall must be the […]