adjective – needlessly change or scramble:
‘well’ was a perfectly fine word until some slack-jaw nincomp–p fizjarbled it into ‘welp’.
- Flip Flopped
when one is extremely high off marijuana (mainly used in stoner culture) “wow, i’m so flip flopped right now after hitting that bong” when one finds a random flip flop(sandal) on the ground(beach,park,etc.), picks it up, than slaps someone in the face with it. i found a flip flop on the floor and slapped this […]
inability to go to sleep due to intense craving for food. me: yo. did we get robbed last night? my friend: no. jose’s foodsomnia is acting up again! he totally ransacked the pantry last night.
- Curb Turtle
after a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes. noun- curb turtle verb – curb turtled 1. after a number of 6 for 1 […]
- Crusty Duck Dynasty
the act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of s-m-n and affixing the hairy paste as a sh-tty beard to a p-ssed out jerk while judging and condemning him to h-ll. after a long weekend with the guys ben […]
as a guy; when you get friendzoned by so many girls you create a nation. angel just got friendzoned by mary, the fifth girl this week. he’s creating a friend-nation.