gobble robber

a gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn’t matter as long as it’s a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant s-xual practice.
hey phil look at that b-tterball you stinkin gobble robber.

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