Goon-Green
the nasty illness occuring whenst a goon drinking partic-p-nt has slammed a sack of goon (fruity lexia non the-less), and has vomitted on themselves and has contracted a serious case of goon-green.
jim: bro, did you see matt slam a whole sack in 1 hour!
bill: ‘kin oath i did mate, he has a serious case of the goon-greens now but!
matt: urhhhh… (vomits onself)
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