Internet Band-Aid


when someone on the internet whines about their life just so they can get a sh-tload of people to put an emotional “band-aid” on said user by feeling sorry for him/her. these are the same type of people that censor their youtube comment section or complain about trivial sh-t like “cyber bullying”. most commonly seen on facebook where b-tches are always talking about how “broken” they are.
half of all female facebook users utilize internet band-aids.

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