jesus dollars



extraterrestial currency that jesus will give or not give you when you die, considering you make it into heaven. the amount you receive is based on how good/bad of a person you were on earth.

also known as “jesus bucks”
jeremy: “matt is such a stuck up, arrogant, spoiled b-tch. he thinks just cause his dad is successful, it justifies him being so argumentative and getting fat all day.”

liz: “don’t worry jeremy, it doesn’t matter that matt lives rich off his parents now. if he makes it into heaven that kid couldn’t even afford the value menu, cause he’s getting no jesus dollars.”

jeremy: “hahahahahah!!! jesus dollars? i’m putting that on urban dictionary!”

liz and jeremy: fist b-mp

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