Locititus
a term involving sickness over a long, long, period of time.
often comes with lack of communication from the world, for a large span of time. often causing friends to think you’re dead.
not contagious.
(hopefully)
“what’s locy sick with this time”
-eh, im not sure, its probably just locit-tus.
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