an odd couple, two people you would never think would be together, but once you see them both, you realize they are perfect.
did you hear about libby and logan? they’re such a logurtha!
- youve got me clean there
what i say after i get a good rim job. “d-mn, bob you’ve got me clean there”
- matthew kennedy
handsome, loving guy!! he’s not a hoe, nor sl-t. he loves one person and doesn’t cheat. any girl would be lucky to date matthew kennedy. mallory~ look at that guy over there. sally~ he’s definitely matthew kennedy!!
f-cked up my phone is fluggerd up
- gamer shot
when you get a sick shot mate. man in overwatch practice area: -kills immobile enemy from 10 feet away- man in overwatch practice area: boom d-ckhead, now thats what i call a f-cking gamershot. when u get a sick shot mate guy: o sh-t that’s a gamer shot girl (why a girl?): f-ck u when […]
- a d*ck ill let you hop on
a guy you approve of someone dating friend 1: omg he’s so cute friend 2: nooo not him friend 1: what about him?? friend 2: now that’s a d-ck i’ll let you hop on!