the tendency to drop things after returning from sp-ceflight.
she dropped her coffee cup when she suffered a momentary bought of lynchnesia.
a false offer, totally full of sh-t when offering help can i help you move your furniture? such a foffer!!! an individual with no friends to speak of, who often fofs for lack of anything better to do. (“foffing” while thinking of past friends is generally considered a rather insulting and disturbing act.) i used […]
- Big Dirty Muffin
a m-ffin that is big, but also dirty. oprah’s snack table was full of big dirty m-ffins.
- Bill Shock
the surprise received when receiving an excessive phone bill. most common with the recently popular smartphones and their data intensive internet capabilities. steve: “i got my charges for my new iphone plan the other day and suffered major bill shock!”
- lap job
verb: when a dancer grinds on you and makes you c-m in your pants during a lap dance. “you can go to candybar and get a lap job” this is generally performed by a maiden for a gentleman, however, roles may be reversed. similar to a lap dance, a woman jives on a man’s lap. […]
- la salsa
to be saucy (halfway b-tchy) typically, girls are la salsa late in the evening when they are hungry. boy: here’s your peanut m&m’s, sweetiestdarlinghoneybun girl: give ’em! boy: jesus, i’m like 3 feet away…